on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
Anonymous said: You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/
SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE
Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt
Someone get me this pig.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1