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i’m putting a puppy on my amazon wishlist
im putting you on mine so that we can both get a bitch for Christmas
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
hotmail shut down
This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
just comparing them.
they are still zack and cody
it’d be funny if harry’s present was a sweater that also had an R on it
For the first time in his eleven years, Harry James Potter got to open proper presents at Christmas, all because Ron Weasley wrote home and told his own parents that Harry wasn’t expecting anything.
What the Weasleys lacked in galleons, they more than made up for in heart.
omg i just burst into tears wtf
Usher should have raised Justin Bieber better
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”