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sagihairius:

one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year


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departured:

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

departured:

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

(Source: conchesumadres)


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(Source: lostingifs)


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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing


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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

(Source: magicconchshelly)


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(Source: memewhore)


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sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports


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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)


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freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

image


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lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

(Source: lubricates)


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shouldnt:

dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

OMG I love her


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hello-kitty:

Hello Kitty Soft Serve Ice Cream & Taiyaki


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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important


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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*


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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


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